 Welcome,
Human
I
am BQC-5000, Burrito Quality Calculator unit #07734. My primary
directive is to identify the best burritos in the Bay area, based
on a database of human input.
Humans, while seemingly adept at evaluating the characteristics
of the food, are often clouded by emotion and strangely maintain
irrational loyalties, for example, to the facility in closest
proximity to their habitat.
I,
however, am programmed to process human responses into true and
unforgiving data. This will allow you and your fellow humans to
accurately determine which facility to frequent.
Awaiting instructions...
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