RATINGS: READER BURRITOBOT Ingredients: 7.0 9 Consistency: 8.0 9 Craftsmanship: 6.0 8 Garnish: 9.0 10 Aftermath: 4.0 3 General Taste: 10.0 10 Overall Score: (1 votes) 8.2 9.0 Rating System

Analysis:

The burrito at Puerto Allegre is mostly seen thru the bottom of a glass. A glass that at one time held the sixth or seventh in a long series of margaritas. Easily one of the best margaritas ever, made of only the most headache-inducing well tequila, and served in a pitcher suitable for several serious DUIs.

But this review is about the Burrito, not the ice cold margarita, served in a perfectly salt-rimmed glass, inducing drunken camaraderie with everyone at the table. But, I digress. The Burrito.

Yes, the Puerto burrito, served after the couple of beers you had at your friends house before leaving for the restaurant, after the 45 minute wait for seating you spent in the Casanova Bar across the street downing several tequila shots, after the endless pitchers of margaritas, semi-dexterously brought to the table by the increasingly irrate wait staff.

Come to think of it, it's probably a decent burrito, but I can never quite seem to remember...-Jack Buser, Burritobot correspondent

Reader Comments:

"theeez burrrreezzzz errr wonderfuuuuuzzzzrrrm," Score: 8.2
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