RATINGS: VISITOR BURRITOBOT Ingredients: 6.7 9.0 Consistency: 7.4 9.0 Craftsmanship: 6.7 8.0 Garnish: 6.4 5.0 Aftermath: 6.0 6.0 General Taste: 7.4 9.0 Overall Score: (8 user votes) 8.3 About the rating system

Analysis:

This one goes out to the breakfast people.

The people who have 9-5 jobs in downtown.

The people who have one too many margaritas on weekday.

It’s the best burrito for that morning when you wake up late, your head is spinning, you’re still drunk, you can’t find your keys or your shoes or your pants because it was That kind of night -you KNOW what kind of night!

Being 10 more minutes late to work really isn’t going make a difference, but this burrito will.

It’s on the way to work so it works out perfectly. Take any Market Street bus down to Cafe Venue at Market and Grant and get the one and only Breakfast Burrito, DO NOT hold the hot sauce.

It’s packed full of everything you need to sober you up enough to find your way to work and make it through to lunch when you can finally have that beer you deserve. Potato, egg, cheese, chunky salsa, and the perfect roll for only 2.75! (-meats cost extra) It’s a one hander –but not puny - so you could manage a coffee or the MUNI with your other free hand. There are no chips here. No meats, so it’s not one of those coma inducing ‘rittos. No mess – keeps your tie clean and your breath fresh. No plate. No extras. No sitting down. Get it to go and get your ass to work! You’re late already!
—Melissa Garcia, Burritobot correspondent

Visitor Comments:

Score: 9.0 | Reviewer: Ascia Eskin
"The hungover financial district worker's dream"
"The best breakfast burrito you can find downtown! The mixture of cheese, salsa, and potatoes just hits the spot everytime. Definitely drinking a lot the night before enhances the taste too! The perfect breakfast burrito to get you through that day that you didn't think you were going to make. Mmmmmmmmm."

Score: 8.5 | Reviewer: melissa
"mmmmmmmmmmm....cocktails, i mean, burrito!"
"the perfect pick me up!"

Score: 8.3 | Reviewer: dubin
"the best part of the downtown work day, hands down."
"The Venue breakfast burrito makes me want to move back San Francisco. I'm getting hungry just thinking about it. Nevermind the fact that the cheese isn't always fully melted, and that resultant heartburn is a risk-- the taste of is pure mid-morning perfection. "

Score: 7.6 | Reviewer: RG
"not your momma's burrito"
"I found it on WebMD under hangover cure. Tho' the health benefits are well spoken for here, the taste of this burrito has never been matched in my book. Complete w/ ham or bacon, is definite meal to dream about. "

Score: 7.5 | Reviewer: mxzappa
"order it crispy!"